I know I shouldn’t expect anything decent to come out of the Madison County Record, as it’s a sham newspaper published by the Chamber of Commerce in order to push tort “reform” rhetoric. But the editorial entitled: “The Audacity of Arrogance: The Fresh Prince of Hot Air” is worse than the usual malarkey you’ll find in the Record.
The opening paragraph invokes Barack’s middle name for no good reason and then hangs a silly nickname on him:
…I have always felt that Barack Hussein Obama bore a striking resemblance to Will Smith. As the campaign unfolds, and we learn more and more about our junior senator, perhaps it is fitting to pirate a proper nick name, "The Fresh Prince of Hot Air," a slight variation of the early success of his look alike.
Source: Madison County Record | The Audacity of Arrogance: The Fresh Prince of Hot Air
No one ever calls McCain “John Sidney McCain.” But it gets worse:
With unbridled arrogance, he conducted not just the traditional and accepted fact finding tour, but a premature victory lap choosing instead to use his undeserved, unearned and unjustified bully pulpit to criticize - if ever so veiled - the current administration, and indeed the country as a whole.
My God, man, do you ever stop to take a breath? That sentence would be the epitome of run-on sentences if it weren't for this one you wrote:
Now, with his unexpected fund raising success - the obscenity of any candidate, much less a Democrat raising and spending a projected $600 million staggers the senses (how could the hypocrite look a hungry child in the eye after such self indulgence?) - he conveniently renounces the limits.
I love the "much less a Democrat" jab. What, Democrats aren't allowed to raise money? And as for the "hungry child" bit? How about this: "How can John McCain, who supports spending trillions of dollars on Iraq, ever look a hungry child in the eye?" Check this out:
In my lifetime, I have not seen a person less deserving of the keys to the White House front door than him.
Really? So the only person you've ever seen in your entire life must be George W. Bush. Next, the guy tries to sound poetic:
Without real substance, the Prince blows hard and hearty, hoping that words and style will cover the lack of substance. Tested not, he usurps the stage as an impostor, a phony, a fake and fraud. His transparent self adoption of the aura of John F. Kennedy is not only inaccurate, but indicative of his lack of original thought. No matter how hard Obama tries to wear the JFK suit, it shall not fit until he grows just a bit.
"It shall not fit until he grows just a bit." I can do that, too: After reading your writing just a bit, I am convinced that you are full of shit.
Read the whole thing if you want. It's some of the most poorly-written, bloviated political prose I've ever read.
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